PARADOX:
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: headaches, dizziness, jaundice, nosebleeds, temporary demonic possession, shitting of the brain, fainting, speaking in tongues, the illusion of being intoxicated, the illusion of being high, the illusion of being intoxicated and high at the same time, vivid hallucinations, transportation to alternate dimensions, the uncontrollable desire to fuck in space, lucid dreams, sleep tremors, out of body experiences, complete destruction of the psyche, and various symptoms of death may occur.

Side effects may become stronger over the course of time, more or less involving heavy psychedelic flashbacks, tasting colors or seeing a physical manifestation of any of the tracks. Alcohol may either further induce or temporarily disable said bad trip, but all results on the effects of alcohol while listening to this album have been inconclusive.

Side effects almost remain the same, some which have been marked inconclusive are: nosebleeds, jaundice, temporary demonic possession and the uncontrollable desire to fuck in space. More severe side effects may occur as a result of withdrawal, including sonic brain diarrhea, dimensional hallucinations, collision of the physical and astral plane, collision of the astral and spiritual plane, collision of the physical and spiritual plane, irreparable damage to the brain, skittle testicles, plans for world domination, the illusion of being able to consume more alcohol and drugs than any man on earth, bleeding out of every orifice, potential skeletonization of various parts of the body, and internal malfunctioning.

If you are experiencing any of these side effects, do not hesitate to contact your local psychotherapist because you may be in the process of completely losing your mind, or, worst case scenario, you have already completely lost your mind. If this happens to be the case, do not bother to contact anyone as you are already mentally beyond repair.